It is a cold but sunny day in Trabia garden and Selphie fully expects there to be a visit from the fairies. She is on her own, which is unusual since she is such a popular young girl and is usually surrounded by friends. They are all taking their 12+ written exam for the garden, which talented little Selphie passed when she was ten. She strolls up the path toward the entrance to the garden with her shinobu slung over her shoulder and sits down on a bench with a nice view of some trees. Then she did something very unusual, she began to think…
'Those trees are pretty; its so nice to see living things living things like me. Like me, not really, they dont think or feel pain they just are. Such a nice existence, just swaying in the wind. But I like my thoughts, they define me, where do they come from? Thoughts are just electrical energy in the brain, so why does it feel like I am speaking in my head, how can little bolts of electricity make me feel good or bad? Thats not fair. And where do we come from anyway?
We evolved from the primeval soup of amino acids. How could I come from a soup, how could that tree of a snake for that matter. And why on this planet, why not one from another star or galaxy or universe? And how can the universe be infinite? All things end at some point and if it ends whats beyond the universe, milk? And'
Selphies thoughts carried on like this for quite some time until her pretty, dark haired friend found her and sat down next to her. "Man that exam was bad, all weapons and poetry and Selphie?" At this point she noticed Selphie wasnt responding, she was staring into the distance and muttering physics equations. "Ahhhhh intruder, Selphies had confuse cast on her. Hang on I know how to cure this." Selphies dark haired friend picked her up by the straps of her yellow dungarees and slapped her hard. Selphie continued staring and muttering. "Damn it didnt work, someone get the headmaster!"
The headmaster arrived as one unhappy man, he had been dragged away from his favourite program, ˜True love.™ He was a little shocked at what he found, Selphie had stopped muttering and started gibbering "Universe, infinite, milk, soup, child, tree" and so it carried on. The headmaster leant over to her, "Selphie, whats the matter with you girl, STOP BEHAVING SO FOOLISHLY." Selphie looked startled by the noise and proceeded clout the headmaster around the head with her shinobu; he was out cold.
Selphie shook her head, "Argh, headmaster, what have I done. Hang on, where have I been. I am NEVER having ANY deep thoughts again!"